What's the last song that you listened to?

home - edward sharp & the magnetic zeros

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is that a church in the background

is that a problem

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who is that picture of?

craaazzzzyyy people

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And then, as the daylight slowly faded into sunset, A new light emerged in front of me. It was a new type of light, one I’ve never seen before, Yet I found it very exhilarating to this day. What was this new source of brightness and ecstasy? It was you

why thanks you, poetic one

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favorite romantic songs?

the scientist
my love by sia (from eclipse
and i know this is completely dorky but my heart will go one from titanic ;)

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...fine... i can except that. btw i also dyed my hair purple over the summer! btw have you seen any sassy gay friend videos?":)

woah woah woah.......graham makes videos now????????
WHAT!

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sorry about your cousin. oh, and you do NOT live in santa monica.

wtf i tots do lolz

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emmaash, more like emmaass. :D love yooouuu

i still have that thing you wrote on my white board up because im afraid if i wipe it off you will find out and hurt me.
love you too

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u look super sexy in ur prof pic

thank you?
uhhh

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sorry about your cousin. oh, and you do NOT live in santa monica.

i can "live" in santa monica if i want to. or i could live in iceland. i choose to live there instead

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hi emma. hows the summer? i am in wyoming...did you do anything awesome yet?

well i participated in a big culture festival with 19,000 young ppl in it and that was prettty amazing. i am taking guitar lessons and a bunch of other dance lessons.
my cousin took his life, but i wouldn't really consider that to be and "awesome" thing.

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Summer Blues And Emma Watson's Twitter Page (!)

Ahh....the lovely days of summer.......sleep in......go to parties.....have fun NOT DOING HOMEWORK.......and enjoying life.
NOT.
Oh my god.
They really get you all excited, with all THIS promised.
My summer, on the other hand, is going like this:
SLEEP IN: no.
GO TO PARTIES:no (and I have friends)
HAVE FUN: not really, no
DON"T DO HOMEWORK: my mother decided i was gonna be horrible at math next year so she got me these workbooks......whoopie
ENJOY LIFE: a little.
why must my summer be like this?
But im sure im not alone. Isn't anyone else's summer sucking?

But....on to other matters.
EMMA WATSON FINALLY GOT A TWITTER! It's been confirmed by her. NOT A FAKE!
http://twitter.com/emwatson
YES.

Q: how is your summer going?
-
Emma x
p.s. yes, i signed it like emma watson. couldn't help it ;)

wow! I have not seen you in a while!

oh same here anonymous friend

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foo

foo was the fish that died

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foo

foo was the fish that died.

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woof woof

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBtFTF2ii7UPlay

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woof woof arf arf

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBtFTF2ii7UPlay

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Who do you think should be the next president of the United States?

betty white

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What was your favorite TV show as a child?

elmo's world
winnie the pooh
barney
(all the classics)

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Who's the smartest person you know?

my sister:0
(p.s. grace i get sister points for that one:))

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Where would you like to spend your retirement?

at silver winds home for the oldies

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Emma,i only have one question,Waffles or Pancakes?

pancakes.....duh......

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Who is the sexiest woman alive?

Betty White

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Scranton.

Why Facebook is the GREATEST Invention since Mountain Dew

by PaleGurl on wordpress.

Facebook is quickly becoming popular amongst all age groups. Even the elderly are getting in on the fun. Facebook had previously been utilized by only the most computer literate and internet savvy of people (aka the young). However, today, individuals who only three years prior would have rather thrown their computer out the window than learn how to turn it on,  are blowing up the Book.

A brief history of Facebook:

The  first to settle into the social networking world were young people in their teens and early twenties. Immediately, they made Facebook their virtual drug of choice. They used it as a way to stay constantly connected to friends, enemies and all those in between. No longer did they have to wonder how Morgan, the captain of the high school soccer team was spending her freshman year in college. All a person had to do was search Morgan’s name and WALA, her profile would appear. A friend request could then be sent and if she approved, a person would be privy to Morgan’s new alcoholic life and be witness to the freshman 50 she put on in less than 2 months. Facebook also quickly became the best way to find ex-boyfriends/girlfriends and  see if he/she had a new fatter or crazier significant other. Maybe then you’d find that he or she was still pining after you after all these years via the status update… “(Name) misses his ex. Oh Joleen, you still complete me. Why must I be so inferior to your beauty and brains. Woe is me…”  Overall, Facebook quickily became the ultimate way to reconnect with people you’d rather forget about and cyber-stalk those who you just can’t shake from your head.

So here are only SOME of the reasons why Facebook is the GREATEST invention since Mountain Dew:

 Facebook  offers its users a chance to create a new or improved identity. If you are a 15-year-old girl who is desperately counting down the years until your 18^th birthday, you can bypass Mother Nature with the click of your mouse. You can be any age you want to be on Facebook. Older men are notorious for lying about their ages. However, they fail to realize that if  they post pics of their 31-year-old daughter, women are usually smart enough to figure out that these men are not 39  years old.

If you are overweight, you can just post pictures of skinny people and tag them as yourself. Or you can post pics from a thinner time in your life (for example - infancy) and claim that they are current pictures of you. And of course there is always the  magic of Photoshop. This helps to revise pics of yourself for all to see and envy. Whiten those teeth, cut off half those thunder thighs, erase that double chin and add implants to that chest.  Personally, I am a fan of this option, but I try not to use it excessively. I’ve only Photoshopped 997 of my 1,005 pics; however, don’t go searching for those UN-Photoshopped pics of me because they are set to private.

If you were embarrassed to have dropped out of college or high school, no worries, simply pick a college and a year of graduation and no one is the wiser. However, keep your school of choice within reason. Listing yourself as Summa Cum Laude from Collumbyah may reveal your lie.

•  Facebook allows you to be creative with your job title.

1. Unemployed? I prefer Entrepreneur.
2. Stripper? I prefer Professional Lap Warmer.
3. Trash Collector? I prefer Antique Dealer.
4. Crystal Meth Dealer? I prefer Pharmacology Student.
5. Porn Star? i prefer Sex Therapist.
6. Dishwasher? I prefer make-up artist in Hollywood.
7. Secretary? I prefer Assistant Regional Manager.       

Facebook is also great if you don’t have a lot of friends in real life because you can make up for it with virtual friendships. All you have to do is send out nonstop friend requests to acquaintances and strangers alike to create an allusion of  popularity and love. However, show some discretion – 2,345 friends is creepy and makes you seem like that guy who only goes out on Friday and Saturday nights so that he can tell people, “FACEBOOK ME!”

• Facebook saves lives and offers a reason to live. How many times have we all heard people on the edge who are about to end it all and then realize, “OMG! I forgot to harvest my farm on Farmville! I guess I got to live. LOL!”
• Facebook allows you a forum to brag about yourself via the infamous FaceBRAG. Despite it’s obvious douchiness, it’s far better to brag on Facebook than real life because you can’t see everyone’s eyes rolling. Common things to FaceBRAG about:

1. “Look at my dog. Isn’t he the cutest thing since Siamese babies.”
2. “Look at me, I only eat lettuce and visit the gym 7 times a day. I’m so much better than you.”
3. “Look at me, I only eat organic and volunteer feeding the elderly apple sauce.”
4. “Look at me, I’ve never been to jail.”
5. “Look at me, all my hair is real.”
6. “Look at me, I think I’m funny and write a blog. Watch my videos and pay attention to me.” - ultimate douche!
7. “Look at me, my car costs more than your life.”
8. “Look at me, I have a spouse/significant other who doesn’t cheat on me!”

So thank you Facebook for enriching our lives and giving us a reason to get up each morning.

Facebook reasons for why this picture exists:

1. Cuz she likes to DRANK and wants the world to know it.
2. Cuz it would make a good profile pic. Duh!
3. Cuz her boyfriend FaceCHEATED and she needed to forget it all.
4. Cuz her friends secretly hate her.
5. Cuz she dates a guy who drives a crotch rocket and updates his status 22 times a day.
6. Cuz she wants to scare her Grandma off Facebook.

At The Ballet - a not so promising tale of my dancing life

Let us start at the beginning. I started taking ballet when I was 7 years old. My first studio that I went to said you had to be 8 to start "professional dance." So, (like any sane mother would do) my mother lied at said I was 8 years old. My actions proofed otherwise, though. I walked in to my first dance lesson, and the first thing I saw was a man with a wooden stick, about the size of a golf club. I immediately got scared, but he greeted me kindly, seeing that my sister was one of his favorites. I joined the bar beside the other scared little girls (and one boy!) but I quickly realized that all of the people in the room were older than me. That got me even more scared, but I determined that I would look even better than the older ones. The lesson was going fairly well, when I realized: I had to pee. REALLY bad. Looking back, my reasoning for waiting till I wet myself was fairly stupid. I simply thought that was the stick was for hitting people that went to the bathroom. Such an idiotic statement, but when I was 7, it seemed perfectly rational. We were doing grand bat mas (where you kick your leg high) and just as one of my legs was being kicked, I could not hold it any longer. It spattered the floor, and when Fip (yes, that was his name, the studio was owned by 2 gay brothers, Fip & Chip) saw the pee oozing down my brand new tights, he said with horror, "GO TO THE BATHROOM, EMMA!" So I was about to run when I heard gasps from behind me and turned around to see the girl next to me peeing also. Fip was going crazy. The pianist did not seem to know what had just happened, and was still playing.

After that lesson, my mother felt the need to say I was actually 7. Fip said I could still take class, because (minus the peeing) I was an excellent dancer.

A year later, when I was supposed to move to level 2, I was informed that I had to stay in level 1. So much for that excellent dancing I pulled out at the peeing incident. The only other people who weren't moving up was the kid who had ADHD and the fat girl. I felt depressed. Fip informed the incoming 8 year olds that year that we were "Old Birds" and we "knew what we were doing." If were good why do we had to stay here?

A few years later, having been in the Nutcracker as a buffoon and gone up 2 levels, Fip & Chip decided to leave the studio to help there "dying mother." I seriously doubted she existed, but nonetheless, they left. And the studio went really crappy. So we left too.

Studio No. 2 I joined in March 2008. It was quite a bit smaller, and it looked very professional. It was Russian ballet, and the head of the studio boasted to have been with the Joffrey Ballet (which probably explained her snotty attitude.). It looked promising, despite the 500 - pound woman at the desk who told me to pay and extra $15 for a "boot camp class" that she was apparently attending too. I pleaded with my mom to let me see here to some sit- ups, but I was denied.


Even at the beginning, I was an outcast. I was just a little bit fatter than all the rest of the girls, and because I didn't wear an Ed Hardy sweater. But I also wasn't that fantastic. In my first class, I was informed that all my teaching beforehand was "horrible" and that I needed to come to more classes.  Great way to start, right?


I picked up a jazz class, and tried to make friends, but again failed. I dreaded going to classes, and after they upped the prices even more, and in order to be in they're show you had to pay $75 per costume, we left.


Studio No. 3  is completely different. First of all, its much bigger, and the owners are family friends. hey have fabulous teachers, like my ballet teacher Jackie. She is really intense and Canadian and I am really scared of her but in a good way, I guess. She is really awesome and sometimes she's kinda cruel, but.......no, there's no but. She's just cruel sometimes.


My class is fairly huge, and like always, I am not really accepted. Failed, again. But there are these two I like to think of as my friends. One's new with glasses, and the other one is kind of an outcast of this studios version of the Ed Hardy girls. We never talk, but I know they both know that were best friends. Today, we were doing splits on the wall, and the girl with the glasses said, "Oh my god, this hurts!" to me! Progress! 


So, there it is. Not the greatest, but not the worst. And I can do the splits to prove it.

DON'T - A Warning For Angelica

i know your game

and i hate it.

your can't control anymore.

see, everyone knows who you really are now.

and, even though they might've been fooled before,

they won't be fooled again.

don't.

no one really likes you anymore, darling.

at least not what you've become.

we are just kind of tired of you.

don't.

and we all know you attempt to make your life new and interesting.

but truthfully, darling, that doesn't change anything.

we don't care anymore. so stop trying.

don't.

This is JUST too hilarious.

see more
ah, the hilarious workings of social networking sites.
http://www.lamebook.com/
http://failbook.com/
here are just a couple more i enjoyed:

this one below is a particular favorite.

and finally to Fail blog: 

and finally:

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Sandra Bullock sex tape? I don't think so.

Really? I am VERY suprised that someone would make up a rumor like this. So a rumor was going around that Sandra Bullock no less, had made a sex tape with her husband, Jesse James, who had been having multiple affairs. The rumor also stated that Sandra was afraid of divorcing the guy because she thought he would show that video in court.

Ok, first all:

1. Sandra Bullock is, like, 46

2. Who would even want to make a sex tape with Sandra Bullock?

Okay, I know I'm being mean with the last one, but she's not exactly a Hot Mama. More like a Conservative, modest woman. Though I did find this:

So this right here is wierd. Just wierd.

Will Grayson, Will Grayson

Ok. So "Will Grayson, Will Grayson comes out today.

I, personally, am dying to read this book.

So here's the plot:

On a night that wasn't too different from any other, Will Grayson walks into a downtown Chicago porn shop after getting left behind by his friends. At the same time, Will Grayson--a different Will Grayson--walks into the same porn shop to meet his Internet boyfriend. The meeting of the two Will Graysons, both with the same problem, will change each of them in unexpected ways. For both Wills are scared to risk it all. But thanks to a girl named Jane, a boy named Gideon, and the fabulous Tiny Cooper, Will Grayson's life will become something great.

I love John Green, so you should seriously check it out. Not for the extremely young though.

Okay, Admit It.

Ok. I have to admit it. I own a blue, fleece Snuggie. Well, I actually pretended to get it for my sisters' Christmas present. I have to say though when I bought the blue one (I had actually hoped to find the Leopard print one, but after going to 3 stores which were all sold out of every kind, I settled for blue) my intentions were that it would not only be for her use. I am a big fan of parodies of Snuggie commercials and will make fun of it along with the rest of the sane United States, but I have to say, they are quite comfortable.

But lately, Snuggies have gone out of style, and no commercials anymore. What do you think? What will be the next big thing?